Sparkle Horse

WARNING DO NOT STARE AT MARY SUE TOO LONG, FOR I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY EYE DAMAGE OR BLINDNESS YOU SHOULD HAVE AS A SIDE EFFECT.


THE EPICNESS! I DARE YOU TO MAKE A MORE EPIC CHARACTER!!



FOR FULL EPICNESS READ THE DAMN STATS

Stats
Name: Mary Sue
Age: Immortal
Sex:Female (but she has the power to grow a penis when desired)
Sexual Experience: She has a magical healing vagina, thus no matter how many times she has sex she is always a virgin (YES IT DOES TOO WORK LIKE THAT)
Coat color: Any FUCKING color she wants
Markings: WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS
Powers: Ninja powers, butt wings, magic growing jewelry, magic shrinking ribbons, pop tart vision, master jedi power, rainbow powered acid farts, old people smell, wings on withers that appear when shes happy sad mad or clam they burst into flames when she has sex, magic growing crotch spearing horn, every pokemon power there is, the ability to shoot lifesabers out of her crotch, during sex her magical crotch summons Arnold Schwarzenegger, she has a flame throwing anus .. oh firing her lazer


She is a ULTIMATE ninja and a master jedi, YES she was the one who trained Yoda, she has every power ever invented! EVER! Her power level is over 9000.

Here is a REAL video of the famous DMZ character Vegeta reaction to Mary sue <B><U>WATCH THE VIDEO DAMN IT!</U></B>

Okay for those of you who haven't figured it out yet, this is just a joke. This character really isn't mimicking any one, so no this isn't aimed towards anyone. I hope no bodys character is really like this....

[link] that is how this whole thing started, =Twilight-Veil officially gave me permission to make a sparklehorse, and I took it very seriously (don't you know, the internet is serious business?) I started off with the same meme she used [link] but it just was too restricting.

If you can think of any more funny powers tell me and I will add them to the list.

Oh and yes I know the art is poor on this piece, I think I took a whole 20 minutes to do it, so please don't judge it as a masterpiece of art, its just a silly joke.

Artwork and character copyright me =Littlekirara


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